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gallifreyfalling replied to your post: gallifreyfalling replied to your post:…

Could try spritzing him with holy water from one of those cat training bottles xD

Best idea I ever heard.

-Bobby.

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O.O Okay…What would you suggest?

I would torch his bones a little, but he has them hidden somewhere. Probably in the same place he keeps the good alcohol.

-Bobby. 

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What would he consider a punishment? Ooh! I could put on some Miley Cyrus xD

According to him, she only has a couple years left…

-Bobby.

gallifreyfalling replied to your postTaking over for the night.

Aww Crowley’s being naughty? What a shock. Want me to spank him?

Wouldn’t consider that much of a punishment if he enjoys it..

-Bobby.

Taking over for the night.

Crowley was attempting to put links to smutty stories starring us. He’s banished to the couch and no internet indefinitely. 

-Bobby.


meanwhile in 6x16…

Robert doesn’t find this very amusing, thusly I can’t stop shaking my head laughing.
~Crowley.

meanwhile in 6x16…

Robert doesn’t find this very amusing, thusly I can’t stop shaking my head laughing.

~Crowley.

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SPN: doodle dumpby *Puffintalk

A summary of Bobby and Crowley’s domestic life together.

dislikesocialnetworking:

SPN: doodle dumpby *Puffintalk

A summary of Bobby and Crowley’s domestic life together.

gallifreyfalling replied to your post: gallifreyfalling replied to your post: Crowley,…

How could anyone not totally love you????

Haven’t the foggiest love.

~Crowley.

gallifreyfalling replied to your postCrowley, did you originally try to hold on to Bobby’s soul because you though he’d loosen up a bit if he became a demon? Because that’s always been my thought…

It’d be smart not too. I hear they spit worse than camels.

Yes, especially this enormous one named Sam. Loves Bobby to death, can’t stand me for some reason.

~Crowley. 

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King of Hell wants to know who grovels at his feet.

Stop encouraging him, his ego is already the size of the Chrysler Building.

-Bobby & Crowley.

Crowley, did you originally try to hold on to Bobby's soul because you though he'd loosen up a bit if he became a demon? Because that's always been my thought...

Originally it was insurance in case the Winchesters wanted to come after me. After some thought I considered not giving it back, it wasn’t just insurance for my safety. Singer reminded me of a friend of mine from when I was human, so call me nostalgic. And if I became King of Hell like I planned and if he became a demon who would keep me company for all eternity, well I won’t look a gift moose in the mouth.

~Crowley.

What's your ideal date spot?

There’s this lovely little pub in Scotland we go to sometimes.

Everyone’s accent is so thick I haven’t a damn clue what anyones saying.

Only you could complain about going to a pub darling.

That might be because you never say when we’re going, I’m in the middle of research then before I can blink I’m sitting in a pub.

Most people dream of being whisked away on a romantic evening at a moments notice.

I’m not a damn teenage girl waiting for my prince to come.

Why wait for a prince when you have a King?

How could I forget, you’re the royal pain in my ass.

Only if you ask nicely.

-Bobby & Crowley.

You two are so cute :P

I try to tell him that. I mostly get gruff trying not to blush replies that are something to the extent of: ‘I’m not a goddamn barmaid you can flirt your way into bed with.’ 

~Crowley.

P.S. He’s right though, I don’t have to flirt. ;)

P.P.S. Alcohol helps.

Are you checking your phone for messages again?

We’re interesting, aren’t we? Perhaps me a little more then you, but you have your own… colorful past.

Crowley, put the blog away and step away from the phone.

*Glowering at phone.*

-Bobby & Crowley.